The-G-man7's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[infect. evolve. repeat. 2]

Wow

I love this type of game, were your a disease. This one is drastically easier then the first though. Other than that, there's not much more I can say. Maybe make it cost more for increase spawns. Just seems like it's too easy if you stack that buff. Otherwise, loved it.

[Fucking Bugs]

WoW

Number 6 top score of all time on my first try? 48800 lolz

MrRandomist responds:

wow! well done non the less....

[Toss the Turtle]

Stratagy

I've played this game a looong time, heres what I think the best strategy is:
1. First 2k but rock pack
2. Jet-pack as the pinical off the cannon
3. First 10k you get buy the Uzi
3. Fallow rule 2 then shoot 1 bullet at the turtle right before he hits the ground, repeat till out of ammo.
4. Keep using the same strategy but buy (In this order) 2nd jet pack, AK-47, Next cannon, final jet-pack, gold cannon, newgrounds tank, golden gun.
5. The golden gun changes the strategy however. Now you use step #2 and wait till your almost completely stopped before shooting the golden gun, keep doing that till you run out of ammo.

Hope this helped.

PS: Don't forget to log in or register an account so you can get medals, Remember, this game is only saved as long as your temp files are kept, Medals last forever.

;)

[Theia]

Theia

Theia- Pros: Amazing music, very fitting, and original. Story-Inviting, it draws you in right away, again, original. Now lets cut to the meat and potatoes, Cons: I'm stealing this quote from totoc's previous post, "I'm not asking for Sonic-style gameplay here..." but it's as if im playing the game in slow-mo and it's very tiring when you're on the verge of solid ground and grass and you try to dig underground only to find yourself waiting the agonizing fail and knowing you're gonna have to take another couple seconds to step back and watch him slowly board again. The walking/digging animations are very slow. In a game like this, 5 seconds can seem like 5 minutes. Also, the way you see the rocks at a sort of angle can make it difficult and frustrating to push them in just the right spot. I'm giving it a 6, which i belive is genorous... I would/should give it less considering it bored me so much i quit after level seven, but i belive with very minor improvments, it has the potential to be a lot better. I'd like to challenge the author to re-submit this, faster walking and tunneling, instead of 3 spots on the rock, maybe just one or all 3 to push, some other minor adjustments, this has potential to be a 10.

[Stochastic]

Well

not bad, problems with controls obviously, but the game was actually pretty fun, nice music. had troubles restarting it though. everytime i died and wanted to play again, i had to exit and re open it cause start game wasn't working... odd..

[Bubble Tanks]

Pretty good

not bad, im suprised to find a good game thats only 300kb, especially with music... the controls and gameplay are solid, but i'd like to see a newer version with mabye a couple of the following *ehem* ^_^ 1. A campain/level based mode with boss's or an end. 2. A better final upgrade for your weapon (i liked the triple shot better then 1+a slow cannon) 3. to be able to HOLD the mouse instead of constant clicking!!! 4.maybe some more music u can change through 5. a high score table(although there arn't any points, wich brings me to...) 6. a point system, whats the point in playing a long time unless i see what ive done? but thats just me... Great game

[The Impossible Quiz]

Wow

You named this submission right... @_@. This pisses you off just enough to keep playing... for hours... "hey baby wanna come over tonight and have a lil fun?" "CAN'T YOU SEE IM BUSY TAKING THIS QUIZ!!! DAMNIT... cant get passed the 2nd vanishing ink thing..." definitly refreshing to see somthing like this. though very annoying, with repetitive music and the fact u can't get back to where u were when u die! #$%&!!! its still a great game. hope to see an imposible quiz #2 :)

[( ellipsis )]

Well...

Its a pretty good game and all but... HOW DO PEOPLE GET SCORES LIKE 1999990??? Some ones finger must be using steroids... lol But if any one knows they should deffenitly tell me xD

[Drakojan Skies Mission 3]

...

This game was one of the worst on here when it comes to side scrolling shooters... True the music is good and the art... although not yours (backrounds planes) it was pretty good too... how ever there were buggs every where... like i bought upgrades that some times wouldnt be in the next mission... or couldnt sell them back... i dint like the fact that ur missles couldnt fallow other planes but theres could... and the fact that there were no armor or regular weapon upgrades...the game was very short and easy... and bosses 1+2 were about the same... u also said u cut some storyline to make the game longer.... yet it was still short and now we have no storyline... ps(i do know there were upgrades for the main weapon in the game but they all were kinda the same) it wasnt horible... but it wasnt fun)... id like to see you make another one with all these fixed... my expectations arnt high but i may try it...

[Thing-Thing 3]

Good, but... needs cheats xD

its an awsome game and a good concept but it lacks cheats... if there are any that i don't know about plz tell me xD my problem is in lvl 1 there is a wall in the way and it is still fun to kill... so i don't care about the levels much (havn't seen any but 1) i just need a god mode (or a decent RPG)