Contact Info / Websites

Recent Movie Reviews


Game Grumps: The Movie Game Grumps: The Movie

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Swing & a miss.



What Happened To Robin? What Happened To Robin?

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Loved the animation style and art, the joke wasn't funny to me, but it was silly. Anytime you say "Faggot" you're going to get critisism. I feel like you would do better with another writer, as long as you keep the art.


SpeedoSausage responds:

Thank yewww. Yeah, I get that, but I think "faggot" is becoming alot more commonplace nowadays. Maybe its just me, but whenever I use it, I never really use it as an insult towards homosexuals, I just use it in the same sense as words like "shithead" and "fucker". As a more broader, general insult. Yeah, I know I'm kind of ruining my own point here considering I used the line "Being all gay and faggy" but... erm... yeah. I'm not good at explaining/standing up for myself.


Prosnorkulus Prosnorkulus

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Is it just me...

Or did the sniper sound like Zorak?


Recent Game Reviews


Defender'sQuest (big)demo Defender'sQuest (big)demo

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

DEMO version.

The game is actually a 10, as others have said, buy it. You won't be dissapointed. The DEMO, however, only gets a 9 because I'm fairly sure it's impossible to get the medal for killing perfect Ozimal, (As well as all blue and all gold star medals).

As I said, I bought the game, and I'm rollin' a lvl 13 hero, lvl 14 berserkers with +24 swords, a Knight, blah blah, and I can down the armored skels + slugs, but Closest I got to offing perfect Ozimal was 100k hp... (Dark yellow) and that's after using about a hundred max lightning bolts... No idea how you're supposed to accomplish downing him at full on the demo...



Hands of War TD Hands of War TD

Rated 4 / 5 stars

One gripe.

It seems that it's much more effective to just build a new tower rather than upgrade an existing one. Through the whole game I just build a veriety of towers in one cluster with the power totem in the center and just moved my hero via teleport further back if any broke through. It makes frenzy much more effective to do this too. I never used the heros ice/slow ability, and RARELY used the meteor rain as it wasn't cost effective. The only units it seems worth upgrading is the power totem (To increase unit damage) and the merchant building (To gain money after each round) and only the latter if you do it very early.


People find this review helpful!

Outpost:Haven Outpost:Haven

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Well..

It's a good game, I beat it on normal. Few things:
1. I'm a little upset that my net was disconnected at one point in the begining, and although I earned NG medals, they didn't take, and there is no way to "Re-claim" them. It would be nice if the "Challanges" page was set up to include achievements and later you could click them to obtain medals you've already earned but perhaps didn't take.

2. Another issue I have is that sometimes, the game would lag and my character would perform an action much too long, This translates to me changing my angle of aim to down a mob, for example with seconds of delay. This got me killed a few times.
(If you'd like, pm me and I'll send you my specs/browser)

3. The weapons as well as the weapon system were a huge let down. The minigun kinda... well... sucked. It wasn't that hard to obtain it, and it wasn't at all worth the effort. It seems to me that the standard weapon (Assult riffle) was just fine the whole game. If anything, I'd say the smg (Second weapon) was the best in game weapon, and it was only slightly better than the assult riffle. The only point I see in even buying any other weapon is as a back up plan in case you run out of ammo, which is so plentiful anyway that it's hardly an issue. The whole game I ran out of ammo one time with the assult riffle, and I simply switched to the smg for roughly 3 rooms until I found more. I admit, I did use the rpg on the two bosses on the final stage, but even then, it was very annoying to switch back and forth between that and the smg EVERY shot to down any mini mobs that got past the blast radius, and there was always at least one every time.

The game all in all was fun, but to re-cap I am a little butt hurt I wasn't awarded with the medals I've earned. The lag issue is frustrating, and buying weapons is near pointless since the assult riffle and the smg (The first one you can buy) are pretty much the best pair anyway.

I don't think the game is "Too hard" as others may have said. I played it on normal and yes I lost a life or two but never all of them. I think that's as it should be. It's a little frustrating when you hack the turrets and they sometimes hit you trying to fire at an enemy, and those small mobs seem to be too fast for the turrets if you move as well, and sometimes it seems the AI has troubles getting through doorways, but the AI doesn't seem to terrible. In fact, it's a lot better than similar flash games in this style. It's a good game, just add a set of buttons so players can re-claim medals that didn't take, and perhaps tweak the gun system, maybe even add more weapons (Hopefully the final one can be better than the minigun which is a huge dissapointment) and this could be a great game.


People find this review helpful!

Recent Art Reviews


Recession Recession

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Hmm...

I really like the style on this. Reminds me of a glossy new version of ren & stimpy. The shape of the girl, her eye, her hair, the third guy from the left with his nose peeking around the other guys shoulder, and most of all, the guy in the top right, four fingered and tossing the I.O.U.s.


People find this review helpful!
ToonHole responds:

Hehe, thanks. I grew up watching them, and now I know some of them in real life!